

Stugotz Funny Italian Apron
This crisp white funny Italian apron features a bold heart-shaped Italian flag and the classic cheeky line:
“You wanna know what’s for dinner? STUGOTZ! That’s what’s for dinner.”
A hilarious nod to Italian slang, this apron is guaranteed to get knowing smiles (and maybe a few loud laughs) from anyone who gets the joke. Perfect for Sunday dinners, holiday cooking, backyard BBQs, or stirring the sauce with a little sass.
Whether you're shopping for a proud Italian home cook or that family member who always has the best comebacks, this Italian novelty apron makes a playful and unforgettable gift.
Apron Features:
Dimensions: 30" length x 26" width
Waist ties: 34.5"
Material: 100% polyester
Print: One-sided, full dye sublimation
Care: Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with mild detergent; line dry. Do not bleach or iron.
Ideal as a funny Italian gift for Nonna, Nonno, Dad, Mom, Zia, Zio, or anyone who runs the kitchen with personality. Because sometimes… dinner comes with a side of attitude. 🇮🇹
Pairs wonderfully with our funny Stugotz or Stugots Mug!
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